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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I have to try again :(


so i took my road test today. well by the title of this post you can assume i didn't pass which would be a correct assumption. i decided that i failed all my driving things at least once and passed the second time so i will pass next time. I failed my permit test the first time and then passed the second, i fail i written test the first time then passed the second time. the only reason i didn't pass was because i was taught by my teacher to always move into the middle yellow lines for a u-turn and i had to do a u-turn and i crossed a double yellow line and didn't realize. i am so mad at myself cuz i know you shouldn't cross the double yellow line. i think the thing that messed me up was that it was a course not the actual road and that messed with me a little bit cuz you have to really have a good imagination to do it well. so now i have to go in on monday and take it again. i am so upset with myself cuz i knew better then to do something stupid like that.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Daddy's Rule for Dating

I got this from my Child Development teacher. i thought it was hilarious and a little dramatic in my opintion. this is your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):

*Rule One: if you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

*Rule Two: you do not touch my daughter in front of me. you may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. if you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of her body, i will remove them

*Rule Three: i am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their pants so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. please don't take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. still, i want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so i propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and i will not object. however, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, i will take my electric nail gun and fasten your pants securely in place to your waist.

*Rule Four: i am sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier Method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, i am the barrier, and i will kill you

*Rule Five: it is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. PLEASE do not do this. the only information i require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word i need from you on this subject is: 'early'

*Rule Six: i have no doubt you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. this is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. otherwise once you have gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. if you make her cry. i will make you cry.

*Rule Seven: as you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear and more than and hour goes by do not sign and fidget. if you want to be on time for the movie you should not be dating. my daughter is putting on her makeup a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. instead of just standing there why don't you do something useful like changing the oil in my car.

*Rule Eight: the following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer then a wooden stool. places where there is darkness. places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops or anything other then overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka-zipped up to her throat. movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. hockey games are okay. old folks homes are better.

*Rule Nine: do not lie to me. i may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. but on issues relating to my daughter, i am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. if i ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. i have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. do not trifle with me.

*Rule Ten: be afraid be very afraid. it takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car int he driveway form a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. when my agent orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as i wait for you to bring my daughter home. as soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, the return to your car. there is no need for you to come inside. the camouflaged face at the window is mine.

this is for all the dads out there :)

Sunday, September 13, 2009

how he asked


So earlier this week i was asked to homecoming. i am so excited. he asked me with a teddy bear. the bear was wearing a t-shirt. on the front it says "i would bearly be able to contain myself if you would go to homecoming with me!" then on the back it had a ton of guys names. there was a not attatched that said wash the shirt to see who is asking. so i answered him back with a cake. in the middle of the cake there was a piece of paper that said yes and it was wrapped in tin foil. then on the top of the cake i put a sign that said my answer lies within so........ DIG IN!!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Sunburn


So every Sunday after church my lovely mother and i go and lay out in the backyard and read or sleep. This Sunday i fell asleep and i obviously didn't notice that my shirt had risen up. It is a little painful right now. I learnt a lesson WHEN YOU LAY OUTSIDE MAKE SURE YOUR SHIRT IS PULLED DOWN!!!

Monday, July 20, 2009

Scary Camping Trip


We went up to East Canyon Resort this past weekend. My dad forgot the 4-wheeler keys so we had to go check inside them to see if the spare keys were in there. I had to look inside one. I took of the seat and i saw these two little pink things inside a towel that was in there. They were baby mice. I freaked and screamed. My dad took a look and he got them out. I was so freaked out it was the scariest thing i have seen in a while.

Cascade

I kinda went a little crazy with the nail paint



Watching the kids on the wave runners

This is what we had to do cuz he didn't have his machine



We went up to Cascade Idaho for our Rose family reunion this year. It was about a 8 hour drive but it wasn't all that bad. The first two days were pretty cold but after that i got really warm. I love spending time with my family.

Viva Las Vegas

This is where we slept. Don't they look comfy!

hey had to buy twinner shirts

Our Pedicures

Us at the bowling ally


In May we took a Girls Trip to Las Vegas. We as in Me, My mom, Ginet, Shannon and her little girl Janey. That had to be the longest drive ever but it was worth it. We stayed at Nellis Air Force Base. It was a little scary. We went shopping, hung out & did our own pedicures(cuz they have to cheap places to get them done). Over all we had a GREAT time! Oh and i learned how good of a bowler i am. I think i will go pro soon.

EFY

Jared, Me & Kelsie


Me & Ashton

The Whole Group

Some of my new friends

Oh my gosh the week (June 8th-13th) that i spent at the Univercity of Utah for Efy was the most amazing week i have had in a while. It was so much fun i met a ton of new people. I went with my best friend Kelsie Bowler. We had the best time together. I guess i kinda broke out of my shell while i was there i don't normally just go up to people and say hi and start talking to them but i did there. My counsler was amazing. She was just so sweet and funny. Oh course there was guys there so it made it that much better. ha ha!! I want to go next year so bad.

Monday, February 23, 2009

I got my medalion

On Sunday i got my young womanhood award. I was really exited to finish personal progress. Then on Sunday night i had to give a talk about finishing it. I felt really good about doing it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

President Obama



This is my Obama shirt. I love it!!!

Today Obama was put into office. Some people are happy and some are not so happy. I personally didn't care who won. I think it is cool how we have our first african-american president. I don't know what to expect in the future but whatever it is it better work out good.

Christmas

This is what mark did all day long. Well after he set all the toys up.
This is what mark got for christmas.
This is what kris got for christmas.
This is one of the things cj got for christmas.
This is what braxton did all day long.
This is what tyson got for christmas.
This is what i got for christmas.