so i took my road test today. well by the title of this post you can assume i didn't pass which would be a correct assumption. i decided that i failed all my driving things at least once and passed the second time so i will pass next time. I failed my permit test the first time and then passed the second, i fail i written test the first time then passed the second time. the only reason i didn't pass was because i was taught by my teacher to always move into the middle yellow lines for a u-turn and i had to do a u-turn and i crossed a double yellow line and didn't realize. i am so mad at myself cuz i know you shouldn't cross the double yellow line. i think the thing that messed me up was that it was a course not the actual road and that messed with me a little bit cuz you have to really have a good imagination to do it well. so now i have to go in on monday and take it again. i am so upset with myself cuz i knew better then to do something stupid like that.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I have to try again :(
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Daddy's Rule for Dating
I got this from my Child Development teacher. i thought it was hilarious and a little dramatic in my opintion. this is your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy):
*Rule One: if you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
*Rule Two: you do not touch my daughter in front of me. you may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. if you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of her body, i will remove them
*Rule Three: i am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their pants so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. please don't take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. still, i want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so i propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and i will not object. however, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, i will take my electric nail gun and fasten your pants securely in place to your waist.
*Rule Four: i am sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier Method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, i am the barrier, and i will kill you
*Rule Five: it is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. PLEASE do not do this. the only information i require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word i need from you on this subject is: 'early'
*Rule Six: i have no doubt you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. this is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. otherwise once you have gone out with my little girl you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. if you make her cry. i will make you cry.
*Rule Seven: as you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear and more than and hour goes by do not sign and fidget. if you want to be on time for the movie you should not be dating. my daughter is putting on her makeup a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. instead of just standing there why don't you do something useful like changing the oil in my car.
*Rule Eight: the following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer then a wooden stool. places where there is darkness. places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops or anything other then overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka-zipped up to her throat. movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. hockey games are okay. old folks homes are better.
*Rule Nine: do not lie to me. i may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. but on issues relating to my daughter, i am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. if i ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. i have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. do not trifle with me.
*Rule Ten: be afraid be very afraid. it takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car int he driveway form a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. when my agent orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as i wait for you to bring my daughter home. as soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, the return to your car. there is no need for you to come inside. the camouflaged face at the window is mine.
this is for all the dads out there :)
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
how he asked
Posted by Mark, Kris, Cort, CJ, "B", Ty and Cooper Packer at 2:16 PM 3 comments
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sunburn
Posted by Mark, Kris, Cort, CJ, "B", Ty and Cooper Packer at 11:43 AM 2 comments
Monday, July 20, 2009
Scary Camping Trip
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Cascade
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Viva Las Vegas
This is where we slept. Don't they look comfy!
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EFY
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Monday, February 23, 2009
I got my medalion
On Sunday i got my young womanhood award. I was really exited to finish personal progress. Then on Sunday night i had to give a talk about finishing it. I felt really good about doing it.
Posted by Mark, Kris, Cort, CJ, "B", Ty and Cooper Packer at 5:11 PM 3 comments
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
President Obama
Today Obama was put into office. Some people are happy and some are not so happy. I personally didn't care who won. I think it is cool how we have our first african-american president. I don't know what to expect in the future but whatever it is it better work out good.
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